~*~ WELCOME 2 MILTON BUMFORD'S HOMEPAGE ~*~ ★ the most handsome website on the information superhighway ★ $MBUM: the official milton bumford coin (it has his face on it) ★ please sign my guestbook (it is closed) ★ this website is Y2K compliant ★

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$MBUM.EXE

the $MBUM coin, featuring milton's face

$MBUM

the official milton bumford coin

it has milton's face on it.

proof of the launch buywho is milton?

MILTON.EXE

MILTON BUMFORD

milton bumford in a tweed suit and paisley bow tie, hand on heart, looking extremely pleased with himself

welcome 2 my homepage!!! i made it myself. i am milton. i am a gentleman, a dancer, and very handsome (my mother says so). please enjoy my website and tell ur friends.

SIGN MY GUESTBOOK

ME_DANCING.BMP

milton bumford mid-dance in a full tweed suit, arms out, one knee bent
me, dancing. (i am very good at it)

SHOUTOUTZ.TXT

~*~ SHOUTOUTZ ~*~

  • shoutout 2 Mother
  • shoutout 2 Milton (himself)

MILTONS_STORE.EXE

MILTON'S GIFT SHOP — UNDER CONSTRUCTION

milton is building a gift shop. it is not open yet. he is using a very small hammer.

GUESTBOOK.TXT

(the guestbook has been closed for maintenance since 2004)

  1. Mother wrote:

    very handsome website milton. i am proud of u. please call ur mother.

  2. xX_MiltonFan_Xx wrote:

    FIRST!!!!!!

  3. Milton Bumford wrote:

    thank u for signing my guestbook milton

  4. anonymous wrote:

    how did u make the bubbles

  5. Milton Bumford wrote:

    magic

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